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Ladies complain
A frustrated lady wrote...
Men!!!Men!!!Men!!!
So complicated,
So confusing,
So hard to please.
If u try 2 pls dem, u re cheap.
If u make love (sex) to them, u're
a Love Peddler.
If u don't, u re playing hard to get.
If u show dem u love dem, u're
too emotional.
If u don't show it, u don't love
dem.
If u give them attention, u're
bugging them,
if u don't u're with other men.
If u demand for attention u're a
nagging woman,
if u don't u're not understandable
If u dress sexy, u're attracting
other men
If u don't , u're awkward & local.
If u cook & wash their clothes u're
desperate
If u don't, u're not a wife material.
If u go to club/party, u're too
exposed
If u don't, u're naïve.
If u re beautiful, u can't stay wit 1
man
If u're ugly, u're not up to
standard.
If u're independent, u're chasing
men away
If u're dependent, u're a liability:
If u try 2 satisfy dem in bed, U're a
sex addict
If u don't, u're making sex boring.
If u'r pregnant, u want to trap
them:
If u're not pregnant, u're not a
woman or might hv damaged ur
womb
If u ask men for money U're too
demanding
What do men really want?
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A frustrated lady wrote...
Men!!!Men!!!Men!!!
So complicated,
So confusing,
So hard to please.
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